1 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,800 Look at him skating. 2 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,000 He's going fast. 3 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:37,159 He has, he's going very, very fast. He's running, isn't he? 4 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,720 Are you sure you don't mind having her today? 5 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:43,440 No, 'course. 6 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,760 No, 'course. I don't want you to feel I'm dumping it on you. 7 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:46,640 No, it's fine. 8 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,320 No, it's fine. It's an appointment that I forgot about and... 9 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,440 It's all right. We're going to the park. Go on the swings... 10 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:55,520 When you have had enough of her, just drop her at my mum's. 11 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,720 She knows you're dropping her and that. See you in a bit, Lise. 12 00:00:58,880 --> 00:00:59,560 Say, bye, Mum. 13 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:00,680 Say, bye, Mum. I'll see you later at the play. 14 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:01,720 Say, bye, Mum. I'll see you later at the play. Yeah. See you later. 15 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:05,580 Bye, Mummy, bye. 16 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:49,479 Shaun, what are you doing? Are you wanking? 17 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,120 You're sweating. 18 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,880 Oh, that is gross! 19 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,400 What? 20 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,519 Have you just come in the loo? 21 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,680 Are you sure? 22 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,880 Yes. No, I didn't. 23 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,519 You have, haven't you? 24 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,560 You are really mean. Why are you doing that? 25 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,820 I... I dunno. 26 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,360 I'm just under pressure with the play and stuff. 27 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,280 You know, with all that... 28 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,040 Are you wanking over someone in the play? 29 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,320 No, of course not. It was just... I don't know. 30 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:30,479 It was just over the magazines that the lads have got at college. 31 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,000 And, you know... 32 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,640 And the woman off Countdown. 33 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:40,160 Oh, right, so the woman off Countdown - great! 34 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,240 I asked you yesterday, Shaun, to have sex. 35 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,720 I don't know... I'm just... 36 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:50,879 under stress, and wanted a bit of time on my own. 37 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,680 You know, to think about stuff. 38 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,560 All right, then. 39 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,719 Well, I'll see you at the play later, yeah? 40 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,240 Right. See you later. 41 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:08,399 I'll be in to get changed, by the way. 44 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,300 Morning. 45 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:31,440 All right, son? 46 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,200 Yeah, I'm all right. 47 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,000 It's a bit intense, isn't it? 48 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,360 Does it not feel unnatural to be sat like that? 49 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,720 We always sit like this, don't we? 50 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,480 Where did you get to last night? 51 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:46,639 Sending a fax. Why? I told you I was sending a fax. 52 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,520 But I forgot to say... It was the machines buggering me about. 53 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:52,640 A long time, son. 54 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,920 A long time, son. Well, it takes a bit of doing, doesn't it? 55 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,120 They muck you about. You know what they're like, these machines. 56 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,520 They muck you about. You know what they're like, these machines. What time did you get in? 57 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,000 Nine, ten. 58 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:04,159 Must have been after 12, I was still up at 12, so. 59 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,920 Well, it was 12, then. I'm nearly 25! 60 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,640 Do you think I'm cheating on you? 'Cos I haven't. 61 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,080 Do you think I'm cheating on you? 'Cos I haven't. Why did you say that? 62 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,640 I'm not cheating on you. 63 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,799 I didn't say that. I've not said anything about that. 64 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:17,880 All right, well, I can only go as fast 65 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,960 as the fax machine will allow me to go. 66 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:23,800 It was after 20 past 12 when you came in that door. 67 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,959 Well, bloody hell! Come on, I'm 25, let's not... Don't worry. 68 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,400 You could have told us. 69 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:31,440 I will tell you. 70 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,600 Let us know. 71 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,160 Let us know. I should have let you know. You've been worrying. 72 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:39,239 And here's me wondering why. You're right, that was thoughtless. 73 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,400 I am thoughtless and that's why I've no mates. 74 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,600 It's is common consideration, son, it's just... 75 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:45,760 It's is common consideration, son, it's just... All right. 76 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,720 Listen, I'm going to have to go because I'm going to be late. 77 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,160 So can I have a kiss and a smile, please, from everyone 78 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,480 because it's really sad. Come on. Yeah? 79 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,399 If I can bloody smile. Come on, Dad. 80 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,120 See you later. I'm absolutely fine. I'm fine, Dad. 81 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,280 Tell Mr Squires to get that fixed, then. 82 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,440 I'll get on it now. He'll love that. Can't wait to tell him. 83 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,720 Eight o'clock in the morning, Spanish Inquisition. 84 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,879 See you in a bit. Love yas. Stop worrying. 85 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:32,919 Lorraine, hi. 86 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,940 How are you? 87 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,280 I'm sorry to just turn up like this. 88 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,400 It's OK. 89 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,400 It's just yesterday you said... if I needed. 90 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,040 Of course. 91 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:50,160 I've got loads of time before I have to see the next patient, so... 92 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:53,440 We can talk out here or we can go into the office? 93 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,720 Here's fine. 94 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:58,580 OK. Have a seat. 95 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,880 How have you been? Have you slept? 96 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,360 I want to apologise about yesterday. 97 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,520 Don't worry. I'm glad you've come in. 98 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:15,679 No, it was awful... the way I spoke to you. 99 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,040 It's understandable, you're under a lot of pressure. 100 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:23,199 No. I need you to know that I'm really sorry about that 101 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,640 because I didn't, I didn't mean to attack you. 102 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,840 It's OK. It's OK. 103 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,960 I've been thinking about you since yesterday. 104 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,880 I'm glad you've come back. 105 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,340 Likewise. 106 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,520 Lisa slept. 107 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:41,720 Good. 108 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,200 So the Calpol... 109 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,320 It worked. For now. 110 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:51,240 Thank you for that. 111 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,380 And did you? 112 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:59,599 I got about an hour, I think. 113 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:11,840 Just some of the things you said to me yesterday... 114 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,999 I don't want you to feel like I was trying to analyse your life 115 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:20,479 but I'm not doing my job if I don't look out for you as well as her, 116 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,760 and that's all I was trying to convey, and... 117 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,919 This is a place you can come and talk. 118 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,880 Yeah. I could just tell you kind of care and... 119 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,540 I do. 120 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,500 I just... 121 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,100 I don't... 122 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,240 I can tell I'm not well. 123 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:58,140 I don't feel... 124 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,199 I don't feel like myself. 125 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,980 And, um... 126 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,559 I think I'm a little poorly. 127 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:17,080 It may or may not be postnatal depression. 128 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,360 It might run a bit deeper than that. 129 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:23,080 Because you'd expect that you'd have come from that by now, 130 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,400 but there is more going on with you 131 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:29,200 and I know you've had a bereavement in your family... 132 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:33,359 And, on top of everything else, it just makes everything so much worse. 133 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,999 I'm glad he is dead. 134 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,759 He was an evil man. 135 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,479 You didn't have a good relationship? 136 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:04,279 He used to abuse me when I was a kid. 137 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,839 For... For a long time. 138 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:30,039 Have you ever spoken to anyone about it? 139 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:40,679 I've got a friend and he's not around at the minute but... 140 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:48,560 ..he has always been there for me. And... 141 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,420 ..he knows. 142 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,759 That's absolutely not something you should carry around. 143 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:02,839 It can destroy a person. 144 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:12,840 Things are happening that... 145 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:20,140 ..aren't normal. 146 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,660 Like what? 147 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,300 I can see him. 148 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:45,860 I can see my dad. 149 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:52,640 And I'm not talking in my dreams. 150 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,799 It's not even like he's a blurry vision. 151 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:03,560 He was in my bathroom yesterday. 152 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:08,799 So I spoke to him... 153 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:13,740 ..and he replied. 154 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,880 I know he's there. 155 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,120 He's not there. 156 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,680 I know I'm not going insane. 157 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,200 You're not. 158 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,920 Because he's there. 159 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,240 You've been so traumatised 160 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:35,399 and you haven't had a chance to deal with it properly. 161 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,960 And because you're not at peace. 162 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,280 I'll never be at peace, I can never be at peace. 163 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:43,320 You can. 164 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,580 I can't. 165 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:52,359 I have so many secrets buried in me that I just... 166 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,120 Do you realise that none of this is your fault? 167 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,120 You know that. None of this is your fault. 168 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:02,720 And when you believe that, you will start to get better. 169 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,880 You will start to feel better. 170 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:09,360 You need help and I want to help you. 171 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,400 Will you? 172 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:14,559 I'm going to help you. I'm here. 173 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:18,759 You can come in here any time and talk. We can talk. 174 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,040 Please help me. 175 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:24,199 You are not alone, you know that. 176 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:35,159 I will help you and you will find peace. 177 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,839 This, too, shall pass. 178 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,279 OK, love, you've got 15 minutes. 179 00:15:20,699 --> 00:15:22,739 {pub}You all right? 180 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,898 This is a nice surprise. 181 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,898 How are you doing? 182 00:15:32,419 --> 00:15:35,299 Yeah. Yeah, good. 183 00:15:35,459 --> 00:15:37,539 You look well. 184 00:15:37,779 --> 00:15:40,099 Yeah, I'm doing all right. 185 00:15:40,259 --> 00:15:42,299 I'm doing me, er... 186 00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:44,899 O levels - no, GCSEs. 187 00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:45,779 Are you? 188 00:15:45,939 --> 00:15:47,619 Are you? Yeah. 189 00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:48,779 What are you doing? 190 00:15:48,939 --> 00:15:52,379 English, maths and...sociology. 191 00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:58,058 Is it going all right? 192 00:15:59,179 --> 00:16:01,779 Yeah, it's not too bad this time. 193 00:16:01,939 --> 00:16:03,439 Good. 194 00:16:05,579 --> 00:16:08,479 Good on you. 195 00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:13,179 How's the baby? 196 00:16:13,419 --> 00:16:15,739 Yeah, she's great. 197 00:16:15,899 --> 00:16:18,259 She's a handful. 198 00:16:18,419 --> 00:16:21,459 But no, she's...she's beautiful. 199 00:16:21,699 --> 00:16:23,499 Got any pictures? 200 00:16:23,659 --> 00:16:27,379 Erm...yeah, I think I've got one in my wallet. 201 00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:40,698 She's gorgeous. 202 00:16:42,219 --> 00:16:44,339 She looks like you. 203 00:16:44,499 --> 00:16:48,498 She looks like Milky. 204 00:16:50,299 --> 00:16:53,019 No, she's great. 205 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,619 How is Milky? 206 00:16:54,779 --> 00:16:57,579 Yeah, he's good. He's not around a lot, 207 00:16:57,739 --> 00:17:01,738 but it's what we agreed and it's...working for us, so... 208 00:17:02,139 --> 00:17:05,899 But he loves her, and he's... he's a good dad. 209 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,898 He's good? Yeah. 210 00:17:08,138 --> 00:17:11,038 How's Woody? 211 00:17:11,299 --> 00:17:15,298 Erm...he's fine. He's got a new girlfriend. 212 00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:23,139 Making a fresh start. 213 00:17:23,299 --> 00:17:26,739 He deserves it. 214 00:17:26,899 --> 00:17:28,978 I don't really see him, so... 215 00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:41,058 How are you? 216 00:17:44,699 --> 00:17:48,059 ..things are hard... 217 00:17:48,219 --> 00:17:52,218 ..but I'm getting there. 218 00:17:54,059 --> 00:17:58,058 I'm sorry I've not been to see you... 219 00:17:58,499 --> 00:18:01,599 I understand. 220 00:18:03,099 --> 00:18:07,098 But, erm...I just really wanted to come and say thank you, 221 00:18:07,819 --> 00:18:10,259 face to face. 222 00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:13,579 What for? You don't have to thank me. 223 00:18:13,739 --> 00:18:16,299 I'd do the same thing again tomorrow. 224 00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:19,459 Yeah, I know you would. 225 00:18:19,619 --> 00:18:22,259 It's not just... 226 00:18:22,499 --> 00:18:26,418 It's not just that. 227 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:31,458 Just thinking back to when we were younger and... 228 00:18:32,699 --> 00:18:36,179 ..you know, me and you. 229 00:18:36,339 --> 00:18:40,338 I remember when you came and saw me at the factory. 230 00:18:41,659 --> 00:18:44,299 And we had that chat in the car. 231 00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:47,699 And I said...said some things that I really regret. 232 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:48,779 I don't remember. 233 00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:52,539 I don't remember. Yeah, you do. 234 00:18:52,779 --> 00:18:56,698 We talked about that night that we had together. 235 00:19:00,459 --> 00:19:02,339 You were saying 236 00:19:02,499 --> 00:19:06,379 it was the best night of your life. 237 00:19:06,539 --> 00:19:10,538 And I said it was the worst night of my life. 238 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:15,719 But it wasn't. 239 00:19:17,779 --> 00:19:21,698 No-one's ever been that gentle with me. 240 00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:28,898 So I'm sorry I said that. 241 00:19:30,619 --> 00:19:34,538 It was just at the time... 242 00:19:37,499 --> 00:19:41,498 ..thinking back... 243 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:48,058 You've always been there for me. 244 00:19:48,859 --> 00:19:50,539 You know a lot about me, 245 00:19:50,699 --> 00:19:53,999 about my past. 246 00:19:55,579 --> 00:19:58,139 And you're sat there and I'm sat here. 247 00:19:58,299 --> 00:19:59,419 I chose it. 248 00:19:59,579 --> 00:20:03,079 Doesn't matter. 249 00:20:04,859 --> 00:20:08,858 I just wanted to say thank you. 250 00:20:09,579 --> 00:20:13,079 And I love you. 251 00:20:31,019 --> 00:20:33,739 I'm going to have to go. I've got to go and get Lisa. 252 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:37,898 She's at my mum's, I said Milk could see her today, so... 253 00:20:38,939 --> 00:20:42,539 ..I better not be late. 254 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:43,219 You going to be all right? 255 00:20:43,379 --> 00:20:47,378 You going to be all right? Yeah. 256 00:20:48,419 --> 00:20:49,899 I'll be fine. 257 00:20:50,059 --> 00:20:52,359 You sure? 258 00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:55,579 You sure? Yeah. 259 00:20:55,739 --> 00:20:58,299 I'll come and see you again. 260 00:20:58,459 --> 00:21:01,559 Yeah, please. 261 00:21:03,899 --> 00:21:06,139 Have a good Christmas. 262 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,219 Happy Christmas. 263 00:21:08,379 --> 00:21:12,079 Happy Christmas. 264 00:21:25,259 --> 00:21:26,179 You take care. 265 00:21:26,339 --> 00:21:29,239 Same to you. 266 00:21:30,579 --> 00:21:32,879 Love you. 267 00:21:34,139 --> 00:21:36,839 I love you. 268 00:21:39,939 --> 00:21:43,938 OK, I'm going to have to go. 269 00:21:44,699 --> 00:21:48,599 See you in a bit. 270 00:21:58,019 --> 00:22:01,819 Scrunch and release. 271 00:22:01,979 --> 00:22:04,658 Scrunch and release and throw that ball up in the air. 272 00:22:10,739 --> 00:22:12,579 Very good. Shake out. Shake out. 273 00:22:35,659 --> 00:22:37,979 Final dress rehearsal, aye? 274 00:22:38,219 --> 00:22:41,419 Yeah, last chance to get it right. 275 00:22:41,579 --> 00:22:45,578 Or in my case, it's last chance to get it wrong. 276 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,539 Listen, last night, Shaun, I... 277 00:22:49,699 --> 00:22:51,539 Listen, last night, Shaun, I... You don't have to explain. 278 00:22:51,699 --> 00:22:54,619 I'm not fucking stupid - you're way out of my league. 279 00:22:54,859 --> 00:22:57,579 I'm not out of your league. 280 00:22:57,819 --> 00:22:58,819 I just don't want... 281 00:22:58,979 --> 00:23:02,779 I don't want things to be different between us, you know, as mates. 282 00:23:06,019 --> 00:23:07,019 I do. 283 00:23:07,259 --> 00:23:10,299 What, different for good or different for bad? 284 00:23:10,539 --> 00:23:14,458 Different good, you idiot. 285 00:23:14,699 --> 00:23:17,059 Look, Shaun, I'm not like this. 286 00:23:17,299 --> 00:23:21,218 You've got a girlfriend, I can't go messing about behind people's backs. 287 00:23:21,699 --> 00:23:25,419 We can't do anything until after the show. 288 00:23:28,339 --> 00:23:32,338 I know what you mean. Of course. 289 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,899 Let's just... Let's just focus on this for now 290 00:23:35,059 --> 00:23:37,738 and I'll speak to you at the party. 291 00:23:38,819 --> 00:23:42,818 I best go get my beard on. 292 00:23:43,419 --> 00:23:46,699 I'll, er... I'll see you later. 293 00:23:46,939 --> 00:23:48,579 Bye, Shauny. 294 00:23:54,579 --> 00:23:57,499 Higher! Field, where are you going? 295 00:23:57,659 --> 00:24:01,098 Come here. Quickly in here, warm-up time. OK. 296 00:24:21,899 --> 00:24:22,938 Ritch! > 297 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:29,059 Jen, I'm in t'bath. Go downstairs if you want a poo. 298 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:30,099 Fuck. 299 00:24:30,259 --> 00:24:32,699 You dad is in the downstairs loo. Can I just come in? > 300 00:24:32,859 --> 00:24:35,059 I'd rather you didn't, can you not hang on? 301 00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:35,939 Fuck. 302 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:39,619 Fuck. Sorry, I'm absolutely desperate. 303 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:42,419 Fucking hit that stage in the relationship. 304 00:24:42,579 --> 00:24:44,539 Fucking wee buddies already. 305 00:24:44,699 --> 00:24:45,819 Fuck. 306 00:24:45,979 --> 00:24:48,479 I'm sorry. 307 00:24:49,219 --> 00:24:52,099 I'm sorry, Jen. I'm being a twat with you there. 308 00:24:52,259 --> 00:24:53,259 No, you're not. 309 00:24:53,419 --> 00:24:55,139 Yeah, I am, Jen. I'm being a dick. 310 00:24:55,299 --> 00:24:56,419 I shouldn't have bust in. 311 00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:58,579 You don't deserve it, sweetheart. 312 00:24:58,739 --> 00:25:00,419 I'm just fucking... 313 00:25:00,579 --> 00:25:04,578 Fuck. I'm sorry I've got a fucking lot on at work. And... 314 00:25:05,859 --> 00:25:06,699 Just got a lot on. 315 00:25:06,859 --> 00:25:09,219 Just got a lot on. Do you want to talk about it? 316 00:25:09,379 --> 00:25:11,339 All right, no. I'm all right. 317 00:25:11,499 --> 00:25:15,498 I'm sorry, love. I'm just... Fucking this meal an' all and everything. 318 00:25:16,859 --> 00:25:18,179 It's fucking... 319 00:25:18,419 --> 00:25:21,339 Every day I spend with him, he pisses me off. 320 00:25:21,499 --> 00:25:22,859 He's a fucking mard arse 321 00:25:23,019 --> 00:25:25,699 and now I've got to spend my time off wi' him, as well. 322 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:27,359 Fuck. 323 00:25:27,699 --> 00:25:29,419 At least he's paying for it. 324 00:25:29,579 --> 00:25:32,059 Yeah. I'm being a mard arse. 325 00:25:32,219 --> 00:25:33,459 Give me a low five! 326 00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:36,499 All right. You've sorted me out there, thank you. 327 00:25:36,659 --> 00:25:37,979 OK.Thanks, Jen. 328 00:25:38,139 --> 00:25:39,299 Right. I'll get ready. 329 00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:40,619 All right. You pooed there! 330 00:25:40,779 --> 00:25:41,659 I have not! 331 00:25:41,819 --> 00:25:43,499 I have not! You told me it was a wee. It was a... 332 00:25:43,659 --> 00:25:44,819 I trusted you! 333 00:25:44,979 --> 00:25:47,679 Hurry up! > 334 00:25:59,619 --> 00:26:01,119 Fuck. 335 00:26:03,579 --> 00:26:07,498 There's the donkey and here's the little sheep. Where's baby Jesus? 336 00:26:09,339 --> 00:26:12,939 Point to baby Jesus. Yeah, well done! 337 00:26:13,179 --> 00:26:14,339 She's clever, isn't she? 338 00:26:14,579 --> 00:26:16,219 Hello.Hello. 339 00:26:16,459 --> 00:26:17,299 Is that Mummy? 340 00:26:17,539 --> 00:26:18,539 That's Mummy. 341 00:26:18,699 --> 00:26:19,619 Yes, steady. 342 00:26:19,859 --> 00:26:22,458 Come and give me us cuddle, cos Mummy's going out now. 343 00:26:22,819 --> 00:26:25,299 Are you all right? 344 00:26:25,539 --> 00:26:26,979 She's had a busy day. 345 00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:28,979 Give Daddy a kiss because it's bedtime, isn't it? 346 00:26:29,219 --> 00:26:29,979 Give Daddy a kiss because it's bedtime, isn't it? I'll take her up, love. 347 00:26:30,139 --> 00:26:31,139 Give Daddy a kiss because it's bedtime, isn't it? I'll take her up, love. Thanks, Mum. 348 00:26:31,379 --> 00:26:33,019 Christmas. 349 00:26:33,179 --> 00:26:34,859 Give Daddy a kiss. 350 00:26:35,099 --> 00:26:37,459 All right. Come on, let's go and see what we can find 351 00:26:37,699 --> 00:26:40,299 upstairs, shall we? All right, nighty-night. 352 00:26:40,539 --> 00:26:42,418 Nighty-night. 353 00:26:47,099 --> 00:26:48,619 Bless her. 354 00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:51,179 She breaks my heart. 355 00:26:53,939 --> 00:26:57,059 Honest to God, you've done such a good job with her. 356 00:26:57,219 --> 00:26:58,619 You think? 357 00:26:58,859 --> 00:27:01,739 You really have, though. She's amazing. And what the fuck?! 358 00:27:01,979 --> 00:27:02,779 What has happened with your mum?! 359 00:27:02,939 --> 00:27:05,699 What has happened with your mum?! I dunno. She's turned a corner, that's for sure. 360 00:27:05,939 --> 00:27:09,858 That is not the Chrissie I know. Definitely. 361 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:15,259 Yeah, she's changed. 362 00:27:15,419 --> 00:27:18,719 You look well. 363 00:27:19,259 --> 00:27:20,459 Really? 364 00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:25,219 I mean, you didn't the other day. 365 00:27:25,459 --> 00:27:28,059 What was all that about? 366 00:27:28,219 --> 00:27:29,939 You just came round at the wrong time. 367 00:27:30,099 --> 00:27:31,579 I was trying to put Lisa to sleep. 368 00:27:31,739 --> 00:27:35,738 She doesn't sleep through the night and I'm struggling with her, so... 369 00:27:36,659 --> 00:27:40,219 You fucking turned up out of nowhere. You've been away God knows how long. 370 00:27:40,379 --> 00:27:42,659 I thought it would have been a nice surprise. 371 00:27:42,819 --> 00:27:44,059 Yeah, well, 372 00:27:44,299 --> 00:27:48,218 surprises don't always go down the way you want them to. 373 00:27:49,019 --> 00:27:51,619 No, not really. 374 00:27:51,779 --> 00:27:55,778 So how long are you back for this time? 375 00:27:56,259 --> 00:27:58,659 You tell me. How long do you want me back for? 376 00:27:58,819 --> 00:28:02,818 I could do with you back for a bit now. 377 00:28:03,419 --> 00:28:07,338 That's... That's a breath of fresh air if I was honest. 378 00:28:08,579 --> 00:28:11,859 That's what I've been hoping you'd say. 379 00:28:12,019 --> 00:28:14,379 Yeah, I could do with a bit of help, she's hard work. 380 00:28:14,539 --> 00:28:16,538 She's up all night. 381 00:28:42,259 --> 00:28:46,159 Shall we get off? 382 00:29:04,038 --> 00:29:04,838 Are you excited? 383 00:29:04,998 --> 00:29:06,438 Are you excited? I'm very excited, aren't you? 384 00:29:06,598 --> 00:29:09,878 No, I can't be arsed! He's fucking intense. 385 00:29:10,038 --> 00:29:11,118 It'll be nice. 386 00:29:11,278 --> 00:29:12,918 Have you ever met his wife? 387 00:29:13,078 --> 00:29:14,117 No, have you? 388 00:29:16,198 --> 00:29:17,038 (LAUGHS) 389 00:29:17,198 --> 00:29:18,638 Now, Jen, let me be chivalrous. 390 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:20,278 (LAUGHS) Thank you. 391 00:29:20,518 --> 00:29:21,678 Good evening, madam, sir. 392 00:29:21,838 --> 00:29:22,718 Hiya.All right? 393 00:29:22,878 --> 00:29:25,358 It's a table under... Sorry. Under the name Squires. 394 00:29:25,518 --> 00:29:26,758 Ah, you must be Richard? 395 00:29:26,918 --> 00:29:28,398 Yeah.We've been expecting you. 396 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:31,718 Any friend of Ken Squires is a friend of this establishment.Right. 397 00:29:31,878 --> 00:29:33,238 Would you like to come through? 398 00:29:33,478 --> 00:29:35,278 We've prepared your table especially. 399 00:29:35,438 --> 00:29:36,597 All right, nice one. 400 00:29:37,718 --> 00:29:38,678 There you go. > 401 00:29:38,838 --> 00:29:39,718 Cheers. 402 00:29:39,878 --> 00:29:40,998 Enjoy your evening. 403 00:29:41,158 --> 00:29:42,917 Here he is! How you doin'?! 404 00:29:44,438 --> 00:29:46,238 How's that arm? Is it all right? 405 00:29:46,398 --> 00:29:47,558 It's all right, yeah. 406 00:29:47,718 --> 00:29:50,877 Where's my lovely Angela... Who the fuck...? Who's that fucker? 407 00:29:52,238 --> 00:29:54,398 Who are you? 408 00:29:54,558 --> 00:29:55,518 Not Angela! 409 00:29:55,678 --> 00:29:56,638 No, she's not! 410 00:29:56,798 --> 00:29:58,478 Janice - Richard, Richard - Janice. 411 00:29:58,638 --> 00:29:59,558 This is irritating. 412 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:03,518 Hiya, love, come here, love, let's have a... Come here! Shit! 413 00:30:03,678 --> 00:30:05,917 Ooh, eh? And you must be Jennifer! 414 00:30:06,518 --> 00:30:08,198 Yeah! Twice as lovely as he said you were! 415 00:30:08,358 --> 00:30:09,957 If such a thing were possible. 416 00:30:15,678 --> 00:30:16,558 Very cultured! 417 00:30:16,718 --> 00:30:18,318 Nice to meet you. My name's Janice. 418 00:30:18,478 --> 00:30:19,638 Hello, I'm Jennifer. 419 00:30:19,798 --> 00:30:21,398 Hello, nice to meet you. 420 00:30:21,638 --> 00:30:23,838 Who's this lovely lady? What's this all about? 421 00:30:24,078 --> 00:30:28,037 Er...Angela and I are... 422 00:30:28,318 --> 00:30:31,078 We've, em... It's a bit of a rocky road. 423 00:30:31,318 --> 00:30:33,038 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 424 00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:34,238 Yeah.I'm sorry. 425 00:30:34,478 --> 00:30:35,678 It's been a bit hard, ain't it, Ken? 426 00:30:35,838 --> 00:30:36,718 It's been a bit hard, ain't it, Ken? Downward spiral. 427 00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:38,998 I can see that. Right. 428 00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:41,078 I won't have a bad word said about Angela. 429 00:30:41,238 --> 00:30:41,598 D'you know Angela? 430 00:30:41,758 --> 00:30:43,438 D'you know Angela? I've cut her hair for about six years. 431 00:30:43,678 --> 00:30:45,238 You've cut her piggin' hair, too?! 432 00:30:45,398 --> 00:30:46,878 Yeah, I'm a mobile hairdresser. 433 00:30:47,038 --> 00:30:48,918 In her home, with trust. Ain't that amazing? 434 00:30:49,078 --> 00:30:50,878 Really, really understanding. 435 00:30:51,118 --> 00:30:51,958 You all right? 436 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:53,358 Anyway, he's all right, eh? 437 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:54,398 Good lad. 438 00:30:54,558 --> 00:30:56,478 What about you two? 439 00:30:56,718 --> 00:30:58,438 What are we like?! 440 00:30:58,678 --> 00:31:00,638 You two, getting your promotion! 441 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,598 You didn't tell me about that. 442 00:31:04,758 --> 00:31:07,038 No, cos it's just, I've not told anyone about it. 443 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,318 It's a big thing, a big deal. I don't want to... 444 00:31:09,478 --> 00:31:11,598 It's in me head, I'm thinking about it in here. 445 00:31:11,758 --> 00:31:14,038 You see, Richard's not put pen to paper yet, 446 00:31:14,198 --> 00:31:15,798 we don't want to frighten him off. 447 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:18,078 I haven't signed it yet, you stupid cunt, have I?! 448 00:31:20,958 --> 00:31:24,198 Working fucking bant... I'm doing working banter with you. 449 00:31:24,438 --> 00:31:25,558 Like in the... 450 00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:28,758 Just...too far... with the lasses, I know. 451 00:31:28,918 --> 00:31:30,078 Just...awkward. 452 00:31:30,238 --> 00:31:31,878 Hi, lovely. 453 00:31:32,118 --> 00:31:33,638 Thank you very much, cheers. 454 00:31:33,798 --> 00:31:35,158 Thank you. 455 00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:39,358 I really don't know what's on these tickets to be honest. 456 00:31:39,518 --> 00:31:40,798 I really don't know what's on these tickets to be honest. Hiya, love, you all right? 457 00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:42,438 Yeah, good thanks, love. 458 00:31:42,598 --> 00:31:45,598 Where's my seat, Cynth? 459 00:31:45,758 --> 00:31:47,998 Shall we sit at the front? 460 00:31:48,238 --> 00:31:50,638 Well, I should imagine. 461 00:31:50,798 --> 00:31:54,797 Oh, I'm all excited! It looks great, doesn't it, in here? 462 00:31:55,398 --> 00:31:57,718 Ooh, I am excited! 463 00:31:57,878 --> 00:32:01,578 Are you nervous? 464 00:32:02,118 --> 00:32:04,078 I've been on pins all day. 465 00:32:04,238 --> 00:32:06,198 I'm just going to go and wish him good luck. 466 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:07,678 All right, love.All right? 467 00:32:07,918 --> 00:32:11,877 Yeah, tell him we're here. Tell him we're rooting for him! 468 00:32:14,358 --> 00:32:16,518 You keep 'em, eh? 469 00:32:16,678 --> 00:32:19,678 You keep 'em to buy yourself a wedding gown. 470 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:21,038 Wedding gown? 471 00:32:21,278 --> 00:32:24,718 That's, of course, if you'll have me? 472 00:32:40,038 --> 00:32:44,037 < Why are you kissing? 473 00:32:45,478 --> 00:32:48,998 We're just doing the play. 474 00:32:50,878 --> 00:32:54,438 Well, it looked really real. 475 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:58,078 Smell, why are you here? 476 00:32:58,318 --> 00:33:02,277 I just came to wish you good luck, Shaun. 477 00:33:03,678 --> 00:33:07,198 Well, you wished me good luck this morning. 478 00:33:07,358 --> 00:33:08,358 How did you get in here? 479 00:33:08,518 --> 00:33:12,517 Did you just walk up on stage in front of everybody? 480 00:33:13,318 --> 00:33:17,317 I just came round the back to see if you were all right. 481 00:33:18,318 --> 00:33:19,878 Why? Of course I'm all right. 482 00:33:20,118 --> 00:33:22,518 We need to do our rehearsal. Can you go, please? 483 00:33:22,758 --> 00:33:25,678 I don't really want to go. 484 00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:26,638 I want to stay here. 485 00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:28,398 I want to stay here. Well, I don't really want you here. 486 00:33:28,558 --> 00:33:30,838 I don't mean it in a nasty way, I mean it as in... 487 00:33:31,078 --> 00:33:32,758 we need to get on with our rehearsals 488 00:33:32,918 --> 00:33:35,077 and you being here's not helping at all. 489 00:33:38,198 --> 00:33:39,998 You do know that I've been with Shaun 490 00:33:40,158 --> 00:33:42,198 for two-and-a-half years, don't you? 491 00:33:42,358 --> 00:33:43,858 Yeah. 492 00:33:44,638 --> 00:33:48,597 She knows we've been together, Smell, I've told her so many times. 493 00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:50,638 Do you want me to give you a bit of time? 494 00:33:50,878 --> 00:33:52,638 It's fine, we need to do our rehearsal. 495 00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:55,518 Smell, will you go back out, please and I'll come and see you after? 496 00:33:55,678 --> 00:33:59,238 Smell, will you go back out, please and I'll come and see you after? All right, then. 497 00:33:59,398 --> 00:34:00,558 Right. 498 00:34:00,798 --> 00:34:01,998 Bye, then. 499 00:34:02,158 --> 00:34:04,658 Good luck. 500 00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:09,197 Have a good play, won't you? 501 00:34:27,718 --> 00:34:28,798 How is he, darling? 502 00:34:28,958 --> 00:34:30,118 Fucking horrible! 503 00:34:30,278 --> 00:34:32,518 Michelle! 504 00:34:32,678 --> 00:34:34,758 He's probably just nervous, love. 505 00:34:34,918 --> 00:34:36,638 (KEN) 'Maybe a singsong, later.' 506 00:34:36,878 --> 00:34:38,318 (RICHARD) Eh, you, ya bugger! > 507 00:34:38,478 --> 00:34:39,558 I'm telling you, babes. 508 00:34:39,718 --> 00:34:40,638 (JEN) He told me! 509 00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:42,077 < I told you, didn't I? 510 00:34:42,317 --> 00:34:43,478 Quick-witted, very fast. 511 00:34:43,638 --> 00:34:44,558 He told me! 512 00:34:44,718 --> 00:34:46,158 He's very fast. 513 00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,638 I want you to order whatever you want off here, 514 00:34:48,798 --> 00:34:50,958 cos tonight, what's mine is yours, 515 00:34:51,118 --> 00:34:53,478 you're in my place of worship tonight, all right? 516 00:34:53,718 --> 00:34:56,198 What a gent! Ooh, I'm going straight for the steak. 517 00:34:56,358 --> 00:34:59,518 Besides, I think we'll find out that every second meal is free... 518 00:34:59,678 --> 00:35:00,998 with these babies. 519 00:35:01,158 --> 00:35:03,958 Oh, my God! That is clever. 520 00:35:04,198 --> 00:35:05,238 Two-for-one vouchers. 521 00:35:05,398 --> 00:35:06,518 Fantastic deal, yeah! 522 00:35:06,678 --> 00:35:08,398 Not just a pretty face, me, you know! 523 00:35:08,638 --> 00:35:09,958 You're a lot more! 524 00:35:10,198 --> 00:35:10,718 Ooh, sexy talk! 525 00:35:10,878 --> 00:35:13,518 Ooh, sexy talk! Especially in the back of that Scorpio! 526 00:35:13,758 --> 00:35:16,358 Oh, very...sexual, innit, that? 527 00:35:16,518 --> 00:35:19,518 I tell you what, when you take over from... 528 00:35:19,678 --> 00:35:20,718 ifyou take over from me... 529 00:35:20,958 --> 00:35:21,838 ifyou take over from me... If, ya bugger! 530 00:35:21,998 --> 00:35:24,398 If you take over from me. 531 00:35:24,638 --> 00:35:25,518 You'd be daft not to. 532 00:35:25,678 --> 00:35:28,838 You'll find out that my unlimited supply of two-for-one vouchers 533 00:35:28,998 --> 00:35:30,878 is just the tip of the iceberg. 534 00:35:31,038 --> 00:35:32,878 Ooh! It feels a great move now with them. 535 00:35:33,038 --> 00:35:36,438 Unbelievable. There's a few there an' all, ain't there? 536 00:35:36,678 --> 00:35:39,198 Tell them how many you've got in your cupboard at work. 537 00:35:39,358 --> 00:35:40,998 I've got 246 of those in my desk. 538 00:35:41,158 --> 00:35:42,278 That's very precise. 539 00:35:42,438 --> 00:35:44,718 Have you counted all them? 540 00:35:44,878 --> 00:35:46,357 I thought you were working. 541 00:35:48,038 --> 00:35:51,038 I'm making bloody brews, welding like a bugger. 542 00:35:51,278 --> 00:35:53,038 He's counting his vouchers, ain't he? 543 00:35:53,198 --> 00:35:54,958 One for each bloody wife of the week! 544 00:35:55,118 --> 00:35:56,918 What am I like? I'm having a laugh. 545 00:35:57,158 --> 00:35:58,958 I've got to check my empire, you know? 546 00:35:59,118 --> 00:36:01,198 That's fantastic, that. 547 00:36:01,438 --> 00:36:02,478 Ooh, it's hot, innit it? 548 00:36:02,638 --> 00:36:05,198 I'll give you them back, they're not mineyet. 549 00:36:05,438 --> 00:36:07,118 No, they will be though, they will be. 550 00:36:07,278 --> 00:36:09,798 They'll all be yours. What are we going for here, then? 551 00:36:10,038 --> 00:36:11,277 Have a look, here. 552 00:36:14,278 --> 00:36:15,998 < How long is this? 553 00:36:16,158 --> 00:36:18,838 Well, I've seen a play before and it was three hours. 554 00:36:19,078 --> 00:36:20,358 Three fucking hours? 555 00:36:20,518 --> 00:36:21,238 Three hours. 556 00:36:21,398 --> 00:36:22,998 Three hours. We've got to stand for three hours? 557 00:36:23,158 --> 00:36:24,198 I don't want to stand in these shoes... 558 00:36:24,358 --> 00:36:27,358 I don't want to stand in these shoes... It'll fly by, people. It'll fly by. 559 00:36:27,598 --> 00:36:30,898 Yeah, for you! 560 00:36:33,678 --> 00:36:34,558 Here you are. 561 00:36:34,718 --> 00:36:38,278 < (KELLY) Are you passing it down here? 562 00:36:41,598 --> 00:36:42,638 How do you feel now? > 563 00:36:42,798 --> 00:36:46,797 I feel fine. > This is going to be great. 564 00:36:47,198 --> 00:36:48,158 You've got a bit more. 565 00:36:48,318 --> 00:36:49,398 Can we keep it up here? 566 00:36:49,558 --> 00:36:53,557 No, you can't. You can give me it back now. 567 00:36:54,318 --> 00:36:57,118 Right, troops, settle down, this is going to be fucking wank! 568 00:37:12,198 --> 00:37:14,478 Come, you'll allow me a pound? 569 00:37:14,718 --> 00:37:15,917 Bid me down again... 570 00:37:17,358 --> 00:37:19,118 ..and I stand on ten shillings. 571 00:37:19,358 --> 00:37:20,518 Now you'll know. 572 00:37:20,678 --> 00:37:22,997 You either like it or lump it. 573 00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:27,958 'A bottle of champagne, lad, 574 00:37:28,198 --> 00:37:29,078 'and look sharp!' 575 00:37:29,238 --> 00:37:30,318 Here's my pigeon! 576 00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:38,758 Fuckin' hell! 577 00:37:38,998 --> 00:37:42,957 Aye! No-one should say Bob Brierly's craned when he could've kept going. 578 00:37:45,038 --> 00:37:47,918 I'm down in London Town just to find a woman 579 00:37:48,158 --> 00:37:49,638 who can help on my business trip. 580 00:37:49,878 --> 00:37:52,118 I wonder if there's any women in here 581 00:37:52,358 --> 00:37:55,198 cos I've come down with a lot of money. 582 00:37:55,438 --> 00:37:56,998 And I need a bit of help.Be quiet! 583 00:37:57,238 --> 00:37:58,438 Oh, sit!Please. 584 00:37:58,678 --> 00:37:59,678 I'm sorry, Cynth. 585 00:38:07,678 --> 00:38:09,118 Mind if I sit down here, love? 586 00:38:09,278 --> 00:38:11,918 No, no, of course, sir. 587 00:38:12,158 --> 00:38:14,558 How long have you been living down in London Town? 588 00:38:14,718 --> 00:38:17,398 I have always lived here. How long have you been here for? 589 00:38:17,558 --> 00:38:20,597 Not long, me, love. I've just come down with a bit of money. 590 00:40:02,678 --> 00:40:03,598 You seen Fay?What? 591 00:40:03,758 --> 00:40:06,318 Have you seen Fay anywhere? She's in there, ain't she? 592 00:40:06,478 --> 00:40:08,837 All right, I'll have a look. Cheers, mate. 593 00:40:10,478 --> 00:40:11,557 And again! > 594 00:40:16,598 --> 00:40:19,238 You seen Fay anywhere? 595 00:40:19,638 --> 00:40:20,798 Have you seen Fay anywhere? 596 00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:22,518 No, mate, haven't seen her at all. 597 00:40:22,678 --> 00:40:23,717 Cheers. 598 00:40:30,998 --> 00:40:32,238 Have you seen Fay anywhere? 599 00:40:32,398 --> 00:40:33,518 I think she's upstairs. 600 00:40:33,678 --> 00:40:34,758 All right, cheers. 601 00:40:34,918 --> 00:40:37,418 Excuse me. 602 00:40:39,678 --> 00:40:43,677 Get out the fucking way! 603 00:40:57,958 --> 00:41:00,398 What you doing up here on your own, cuddling a teddy? 604 00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:02,258 Dunno. 605 00:41:06,358 --> 00:41:07,478 What's the matter? 606 00:41:07,638 --> 00:41:09,678 I just don't want to go back downstairs. 607 00:41:10,038 --> 00:41:13,718 Don't really feel like partying. 608 00:41:13,878 --> 00:41:14,798 Fay, what's wrong? 609 00:41:15,038 --> 00:41:18,718 You know what's wrong. 610 00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:20,398 Michelle obviously knows. 611 00:41:20,638 --> 00:41:24,597 Why else would she not come to the party? 612 00:41:29,758 --> 00:41:32,358 Yeah, well...so what if she knows? 613 00:41:32,598 --> 00:41:35,878 I was going to tell her anyway, wasn't I? 614 00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:38,718 Not like that. 615 00:41:38,878 --> 00:41:42,877 I just feel dead tight. 616 00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:49,957 Fay, I'm...really, really sorry. I didn't mean to ruin your night. 617 00:41:55,678 --> 00:41:58,678 Earlier on, in the play, you was amazing. 618 00:41:58,838 --> 00:42:02,158 You know, you deserve to have a good night and maybe me being here is... 619 00:42:02,318 --> 00:42:03,758 stopping you having a good time. 620 00:42:05,318 --> 00:42:09,317 maybe it's just best if I go. 621 00:42:20,198 --> 00:42:23,598 ..I you feel like, you know, you want to talk to me or whatever, 622 00:42:23,838 --> 00:42:26,398 even if it's on Christmas Day... 623 00:42:26,558 --> 00:42:27,678 ..just give me a ring. 624 00:42:27,838 --> 00:42:29,738 Thanks. 625 00:42:31,838 --> 00:42:35,797 Right, well, I'll see you later. 626 00:42:45,238 --> 00:42:46,278 Don't go. 627 00:42:46,518 --> 00:42:48,418 Really? 628 00:43:18,158 --> 00:43:21,358 I tell you what, this is Christmas, eh? 629 00:43:21,518 --> 00:43:23,838 It is bloody Christmas. 630 00:43:23,998 --> 00:43:25,798 Woman, cigars, brandy, 631 00:43:26,398 --> 00:43:28,998 more Pomagne you can throw a stick at. 632 00:43:29,158 --> 00:43:32,638 Do you know I'd love to spend every Christmas Eve like this, I would. 633 00:43:32,798 --> 00:43:33,478 Wouldn't it be lovely? 634 00:43:33,638 --> 00:43:34,158 Wouldn't it be lovely? Wouldn't it? 635 00:43:34,318 --> 00:43:36,958 Wouldn't it be lovely? Wouldn't it? It'd be really nice, yeah. 636 00:43:37,118 --> 00:43:40,798 That's a bloody grand idea. I tell you what, why don't we? 637 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:44,957 We could make a date every Christmas Eve...you, me, her, her. 638 00:43:48,158 --> 00:43:49,278 Fantastic that would be. 639 00:43:49,438 --> 00:43:49,918 What would that be like?! 640 00:43:50,078 --> 00:43:51,638 What would that be like?! I have had such a good night, mate. 641 00:43:51,798 --> 00:43:54,438 I really mean it, I really mean it. It's been fantastic. 642 00:43:54,598 --> 00:43:55,918 Full as a bugger, really I am. 643 00:43:56,078 --> 00:43:57,078 Cracking.Fantastic. 644 00:43:57,318 --> 00:44:00,998 Tell you what. It'll give me a chance to see me car every year, my baby. 645 00:44:01,158 --> 00:44:02,758 What do you mean? 646 00:44:02,918 --> 00:44:05,358 You get that you know, when you take over. 647 00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:06,678 I get the Scorpio? 648 00:44:06,838 --> 00:44:07,558 You get a car with the job do you? 649 00:44:07,718 --> 00:44:08,318 You get a car with the job do you? Bloody hell! I didn't know that... 650 00:44:08,478 --> 00:44:09,078 You get a car with the job do you? Bloody hell! I didn't know that... Oh, aye! 651 00:44:09,558 --> 00:44:11,478 Flippin' Scorpio and everything. 652 00:44:11,638 --> 00:44:12,798 That'd be brilliant, that. 653 00:44:13,038 --> 00:44:14,878 It's got five gears, that Scorpio. 654 00:44:15,038 --> 00:44:15,878 Has it? 655 00:44:16,038 --> 00:44:16,398 Has it? Five. 656 00:44:16,558 --> 00:44:18,198 Has it? Five. Oh, aye. Alloy trims. 657 00:44:18,438 --> 00:44:20,878 I didn't know that. That's incredible. You'll miss it. 658 00:44:21,118 --> 00:44:25,077 1,933 cubic centimetres of raw power engine that baby has got. 659 00:44:26,078 --> 00:44:27,078 That's gotta be bigger than the Metro, ain't it? 660 00:44:27,318 --> 00:44:29,278 That's gotta be bigger than the Metro, ain't it? It's a lot better than a Mini Metro. 661 00:44:29,438 --> 00:44:30,438 It's a Scorpio. 662 00:44:30,598 --> 00:44:33,838 Imagine yourself driving that, top speed 119 miles per hour. 663 00:44:34,078 --> 00:44:35,918 Scorpio! 664 00:44:36,078 --> 00:44:37,958 Brilliant. Scorpio! 665 00:44:38,118 --> 00:44:39,198 Scorpio! 666 00:44:40,478 --> 00:44:41,998 Scorpio! I'm...I'm doing it again. 667 00:44:42,238 --> 00:44:43,878 No, you're all right. 668 00:44:44,118 --> 00:44:46,678 Right, right, this is me last word on it now, right? 669 00:44:46,838 --> 00:44:48,478 I don't want to talk about it again. 670 00:44:48,638 --> 00:44:52,118 I know I've put a lot of pressure on you, I know I've been doing the hard sell 671 00:44:52,278 --> 00:44:54,918 and you know, making you take this job, but... 672 00:44:55,078 --> 00:44:56,318 me last word is this, 673 00:44:56,558 --> 00:45:00,517 I would be absolutely gutted if you, you didn't take that job, but... 674 00:45:03,158 --> 00:45:05,998 that said... 675 00:45:06,158 --> 00:45:07,718 no more pressure. 676 00:45:07,958 --> 00:45:09,638 You know? You take as long as you want! 677 00:45:09,798 --> 00:45:13,598 Listen... Hang on, right. What's the frigging matter? 678 00:45:13,758 --> 00:45:16,958 I don't need any more time. You haven't put me under any pressure. 679 00:45:17,118 --> 00:45:20,158 D'you know what? You're a bloody wonderful bloke with me you are, 680 00:45:20,398 --> 00:45:24,357 and I really fucking mean that, you've been nowt but a good man to me and I'd love to do yourjob. 681 00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:27,118 I'd love to do this promotion shit. 682 00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:28,918 I wanna do it and I wanna do it well. 683 00:45:29,078 --> 00:45:32,678 I'll take... I'll do the job...of course I'll take the frigging job...what's the matter with me? 684 00:45:34,038 --> 00:45:34,438 Of course I'll take the bloody job! 685 00:45:34,598 --> 00:45:36,198 Of course I'll take the bloody job! You're taking it? You're taking it? 686 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:37,238 Of course I'll take the bloody job! You're taking it? You're taking it? Woah! 687 00:45:37,478 --> 00:45:40,178 Woah-ho-ho! 688 00:45:41,038 --> 00:45:42,718 You bloody big lump. Bless you. 689 00:45:42,878 --> 00:45:44,518 I'm glad you're happy. 690 00:45:44,678 --> 00:45:47,678 Come here, that's great. 691 00:45:47,838 --> 00:45:49,238 Hey, come here. 692 00:45:49,718 --> 00:45:53,078 What are you doing here? Get off my wife! 693 00:45:53,238 --> 00:45:57,237 What about a group hug? 694 00:45:58,598 --> 00:46:00,838 Hey...Merry Christmas. 695 00:46:00,998 --> 00:46:01,918 Merry Christmas. 696 00:46:02,078 --> 00:46:03,038 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 697 00:46:03,198 --> 00:46:05,598 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Oh, a new car! 698 00:46:05,758 --> 00:46:06,878 That was a piss-poor performance. 699 00:46:07,118 --> 00:46:08,158 That was a piss-poor performance. Seriously moody. 700 00:46:08,318 --> 00:46:09,758 It must've been a comedy? 701 00:46:09,998 --> 00:46:10,318 That's a stupid question. 702 00:46:10,478 --> 00:46:10,798 That's a stupid question. I know you thought it was a fucking comedy. > 703 00:46:10,958 --> 00:46:12,638 That's a stupid question. I know you thought it was a fucking comedy. > So you are saying it was comedy? 704 00:46:12,878 --> 00:46:15,358 It was meant to be serious. 705 00:46:15,518 --> 00:46:16,278 Banj, you took the piss. 706 00:46:16,518 --> 00:46:17,038 Banj, you took the piss. I didn't take the piss. 707 00:46:17,198 --> 00:46:18,158 Banj, you took the piss. I didn't take the piss. Yeah you did, Banj. 708 00:46:18,318 --> 00:46:19,318 Banj, you took the piss. I didn't take the piss. Yeah you did, Banj. I did not take the piss. 709 00:46:19,558 --> 00:46:22,118 Seriously, Banj, I've actually never heard you laugh. 710 00:46:22,278 --> 00:46:24,158 You know what? I'm pissed off that he didn't bring us to his party. 711 00:46:24,318 --> 00:46:26,278 You know what? I'm pissed off that he didn't bring us to his party. I think we are not posh enough for Shauny. > 712 00:46:26,518 --> 00:46:28,078 That's why we haven't been invited to the party. 713 00:46:28,238 --> 00:46:29,518 That's why we haven't been invited to the party. He's a posh boy. > 714 00:46:29,678 --> 00:46:30,318 He's changed. > 715 00:46:30,478 --> 00:46:32,398 He's changed. > He has changed. What are we doing tonight? 716 00:46:32,638 --> 00:46:34,338 Foz's. 717 00:46:36,398 --> 00:46:39,278 I have not been there in years! 718 00:46:39,438 --> 00:46:42,477 It's full of granny fucking fanny, man. It's gonna be riddled. > 719 00:46:43,238 --> 00:46:43,878 Right. Lol, where are you going? > 720 00:46:44,038 --> 00:46:46,318 Right. Lol, where are you going? > I'm gonna get off. Have a good night. 721 00:46:46,478 --> 00:46:47,838 Come on, Lol, Foz's! 722 00:46:47,998 --> 00:46:49,558 Grab a granddad! Grab a granddad! 723 00:46:49,798 --> 00:46:51,238 Have a good night. See you later. 724 00:46:51,398 --> 00:46:52,878 See you later. 725 00:46:53,118 --> 00:46:54,358 Merry Christmas, Lol! 726 00:46:54,518 --> 00:46:55,877 Are we going to Foz's? > 727 00:46:57,118 --> 00:47:00,797 Fucking knew you would. > 728 00:47:03,838 --> 00:47:04,998 ..what's up? 729 00:47:05,158 --> 00:47:07,318 Nowt, just wanna get back for Lisa. That's all. 730 00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:08,118 Your mum'll take care of her. It'll be fine. 731 00:47:08,278 --> 00:47:09,878 Your mum'll take care of her. It'll be fine. I don't want Mum to take care of her. 732 00:47:10,038 --> 00:47:12,358 I want to take care of her, I'm her mum. 733 00:47:12,598 --> 00:47:16,038 Lol, you're a great mum. 734 00:47:16,198 --> 00:47:18,758 Go and have a good night, Kelly. It's Christmas Eve. 735 00:47:18,998 --> 00:47:20,678 Exactly. It's Christmas Eve. Come out. The fellas really want you to. 736 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,958 Exactly. It's Christmas Eve. Come out. The fellas really want you to. I want to be there when she wakes up. 737 00:47:23,118 --> 00:47:24,598 I'm a mum. I can't be doing Foz's. 738 00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:28,238 I'm a mum. I can't be doing Foz's. It doesn't matter. We don't even have to be with them idiots, 739 00:47:28,398 --> 00:47:30,598 we'll sit in a corner, and get some eggnog... 740 00:47:30,838 --> 00:47:32,758 What? You'd sit in a corner with me all night? 741 00:47:32,918 --> 00:47:36,558 What? You'd sit in a corner with me all night? Yeah. Course I would. 742 00:47:36,718 --> 00:47:40,717 I fucking love you, you know? 743 00:47:55,678 --> 00:47:57,598 Kell, I'm absolutely fine. 744 00:47:57,838 --> 00:48:00,398 You just don't seem that happy, that's all. 745 00:48:00,638 --> 00:48:02,757 Well, I am. 746 00:48:06,758 --> 00:48:07,998 Are you all right? 747 00:48:08,158 --> 00:48:09,238 Yeah, I'm all right. 748 00:48:09,398 --> 00:48:10,558 Then we're good. 749 00:48:19,078 --> 00:48:21,038 Excuse me. Is this Fay's house? 750 00:48:21,198 --> 00:48:25,197 Yeah, that's right. 751 00:49:03,878 --> 00:49:05,318 Excuse me! 752 00:49:05,558 --> 00:49:08,398 What the fuck are you doing? 753 00:49:08,558 --> 00:49:11,358 What are you fucking doing? 754 00:49:11,518 --> 00:49:13,318 What the fuck are you doing? 755 00:49:13,478 --> 00:49:17,318 I thought I was going to be the bigger fucking person and come and apologise. 756 00:49:17,558 --> 00:49:19,638 You've fucking betrayed me now. 757 00:49:19,878 --> 00:49:22,378 I'm sorry. 758 00:49:23,558 --> 00:49:27,557 Don't come near me. I'm fed up of all of you. 759 00:49:28,158 --> 00:49:30,438 I'm fed up of all of you fuckers! 760 00:49:30,598 --> 00:49:32,598 I'm really sorry. 761 00:49:32,838 --> 00:49:36,438 I'll leave you with your fucking jam tart over there! 762 00:49:36,678 --> 00:49:37,958 Open your legs for him. 763 00:49:38,118 --> 00:49:40,758 He's my boyfriend, he's not your boyfriend. 764 00:49:40,918 --> 00:49:41,598 I couldn't help it. 765 00:49:41,758 --> 00:49:44,958 I couldn't help it. (IMITATES HER) You couldn't help it! Really? 766 00:49:45,198 --> 00:49:46,958 Smell, I love you so much. 767 00:49:47,118 --> 00:49:49,198 You can have your tart. That's it. 768 00:49:49,358 --> 00:49:50,238 I don't want her. 769 00:49:50,398 --> 00:49:54,397 Have your fucking jam tart and eat it because I don't want you any more. 770 00:49:54,558 --> 00:49:56,238 Smell, I love you, I'm sorry. 771 00:49:56,398 --> 00:49:57,559 Fuck off! 772 00:50:00,958 --> 00:50:04,458 What the hell?! 773 00:50:09,678 --> 00:50:13,677 Do you not even care?